One trend I notice among all the Windows vs Mac vs Linux memes that have been made over the years is that most try to paint Windows as though it were some reasonable middle ground. I think a lot of it has to do with the authors trying to rationalize their own continued use of such a treacherous system. Microsoft is just as guilty as Apple, as explained in The Hypocrisy of Decrying Mac While Lauding Windows. You have probably seen one which makes analogy through vehicles:
Let’s make some corrections:
Or how about the one using dogs as comparison?
Windows… strong and fast? Riiight. Let’s fix this:
Also the sled dog team is in peak physical condition while the leashed pets are sickly and untrusting.