You Might Be a Zombie If...
Aug. 16, 2022
You might be a zombie if…
- You believe that the winners of all historic conflicts have always been the good guys.
- Most of your understanding of the world comes from legacy media.
- There is hardly any deviation between your views and those of the opinion molding class.
- There exist organizations who censor anything which runs contrary to your beliefs.
- You accept token rewards from authority for changing your own behavior.
- Your personal devices still run the stock big tech software which came pre-installed.
- Your outspokenness on issues only lasts for as long as they remain in the news cycle.
- Your (inherited) beliefs lead you to aggress upon others.
- You spend most of your day thinking about entertainment media and/or your next fix of it.
- You’ve consumed your way into a state of physical obesity.
- You unironically use Goolag search, Gfail, GooTube or information mediated through any other tech giants.
- You (think) you have nothing to hide.
- A shartphone is your primary or only device.
- Questions are never a part of your informational hygiene, only passive acceptance.
- You legitimately believe that humanity faced the deadliest pathogen in known history through the early 2020s.
- You are willing (or even eager) to impoverish your standard of living to mitigate the perceived threat of climate change.
- Nothing is ever your decision, you were just following orders from above.
- You’ve never read a single book of your own volition.
- You weren’t able to get this far down the list without ragequitting.