You Might Be a Zombie If...

Aug. 16, 2022 [politics] [memes] [history] [technology]

You might be a zombie if…

• You believe that the winners of all historic conflicts have always been the good guys.
• Most of your understanding of the world comes from legacy media.
• There is hardly any deviation between your views and those of the opinion molding class.
• There exist organizations who censor anything which runs contrary to your beliefs.
• You accept token rewards from authority for changing your own behavior.
• Your personal devices still run the stock big tech software which came pre-installed.
• Your outspokenness on issues only lasts for as long as they remain in the news cycle.
• Your (inherited) beliefs lead you to aggress upon others.
• You spend most of your day thinking about entertainment media and/or your next fix of it.
• You’ve consumed your way into a state of physical obesity.
• You unironically use Goolag search, Gfail, GooTube or information mediated through any other tech giants.
• You (think) you have nothing to hide.
• A shartphone is your primary or only device.
• Questions are never a part of your informational hygiene, only passive acceptance.
• You legitimately believe that humanity faced the deadliest pathogen in known history through the early 2020s.
• You are willing (or even eager) to impoverish your standard of living to mitigate the perceived threat of climate change.
• Nothing is ever your decision, you were just following orders from above.
• You’ve never read a single book of your own volition.
• You weren’t able to get this far down the list without ragequitting.